January 24th, 2007 Filed in: Media
For some reason, this picture made me think for a long time. I am reminded of what mattered to me twenty years ago, ten years ago, and now. Twenty years ago I would have been visibly upset by this picture. I would have lamented for a character I loved and looked forward to seeing everyday at 2:30pm on TV while living in Dallas. A decade ago, I would have maliciously laughed while staying up late studying for some final in college. Today, I think in terms of what it means to the effects of the death. Who would pay Big Bird’s outstanding mortgage? Who would Elmo get to reach things high up on the shelves? Would Big Bird’s demise cause an already fragile minded Mr. Snuffleupagus to go into a deep depression? How will this affect the delicate balance of character dynamics on Sesame Street? What would be the ideal cooking time for such a bird? As we go though life, certain core principles remain while other aspect of our personality are molded by experiences and people we meet. I wonder what I will think of this drawing ten, twenty years from now? …..GET THAT BIRD OFF MY LAWN!
August 20th, 2006 Filed in: Media
Here are some actual answers from the Family Feud. What are the requirements for a contestant? Breathing?
- Question: Name something packrats have a hard time throwing out. #1 Answer: Photos, Worst Answer: Corn
- Question: Name a reason a man might send his wife flowers.#1 Answer: Anniversary, Worst Answer: Happy divorce
- Question: Name a term used in football. #1 Answer: Touchdown, Worst Answer: Fastbreak
- Question: Name a special request people ask for when making a dinner reservation. #1 Answer: Non-smoking, Worst Answer: A menu
- Question: Tell me something specific you should drink a lot of when you’re sick. #1 Answer: Water, Worst Answer: Alcohol
- Question: Name something you’d hate to find at the end of your nose. #1 Answer: Pimple, Worst Answers: Lint
- Question: Name the worst kind of shoe to run a marathon in. #1 Answer: High heels, Worst Answer: Scuba flippers …Louie Anderson’s Response: If it’s up there… I’ll be surprised
- Question: Name a musician who goes by one name. #1 Answer: Madonna, Worst Answer: Reba McIntyre
- Question: Name a complaint you might have about the pizza that was just delivered. #1 Answer: It’s cold, Worst Answers: It went to the wrong address …Louie Anderson’s Response: And you just happened to be there.
- Question: Name something you need to play Scrabble. #1 Answer: Letters , Worst Answer: Dice… Louie Anderson’s Response: Where did you learn to play Scrabble?
- Question: Name the age when a man might start to lose a lot of hair. #1 Answer: 30, Worst Answer: 14
- Question: Name the best month to schedule a wedding. #1 Answer: June, Worst Answer: Summer
July 25th, 2006 Filed in: Media
When Yoda was fighting Count Dooku at the end of Attack of the Clones, Dooku sends a heavy pillar to flatten Obi-Wan and Anakin. Wouldn’t it be easier for Yoda to move the two unconscious Jedi’s rather than the pillar? I think Yoda was just showing off.
When the Death Star blew up at the end of Return of the Jedi, why did the people on Endor rejoice? Don’t they know that a massive reactor explosion and the falling debris from the station would devastate Endor’s ecosystem?
Princess Leia in her Jabba the Hutt-provided palace work uniform. What are you thinking George, shame on you!
How well-hidden was Luke Skywalker?
- He was at Darth Vader’s half brothers’ house
- Lived on Vader’s home planet
- Didn’t bothered to change his last name, same goes with Obi-Wan
Princess Leia, with the Death Star plans, was sent to retrieve Obi-Wan Kenobi to bring him to Alderaan. What was he going to do once he got there?